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Bird Jokes!

By Joel Weintraub... and a flock of others


What does a bird give on Halloween? TWEETS!

(J. Weintraub)


Two Orange County vultures wanted to save money on a cheapy flight to Mexico.... couldn't afford very much so they chose the least expensive airline. They knew that lunch would not be served, so each brought aboard a dead opossum under their wing. The flight attendant, however, threw them off the plane.

Why? No carrions allowed.

(J. Weintraub)


Revised 10 March 2000.